Fat Guy Haircuts: the shop
Pick a spot. Bert's on break.
On the shelf
Fat Guy Haircuts Radio
Three stations. One knob. Turn it.
Now tuned to
Sunset Grooves
Plays YouTube mixes. Nothing loads until you turn it on. It keeps playing in the corner while you look around.
The barber chair
Tales from the Chair
Sci-fi stories, told by Bert Mort while he cuts. Pick a tape.
Chair's empty. Grab a seat.
The wall of photos. Back since 2013.
Rate the Cut
Post your haircut. Everybody rates it 1 to 10. Be nice. Mostly.
Wall's bare. Be the first one up there.
The jukebox
The House Band
Comedy songs from the back room. The ones marked Explicit have grown-up words.
- Jukebox is warming up.
By the register
The Counter
Shirts, mugs and pole stuff. Cash, card, or good vibes. (Not good vibes.)